Poets Corner: Where Ordinary People Write Poetry

Written by armfeetandtoe

Thursday, 30 December 2010

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Last Months Top Poet: Syril Humpleback

This Months Top Poems.

Eric Scrondel (Toilet Cleaner)

The toilet pan, is white.
I look into the water.
The smell of the bloke in the toilet next door.
Tells me, he has Diahrria.

Amy Punty (Nurse)

Puke and pus.
Bandage and plaster.
How I look forward.
To my Mince meat dinner.

John Zunit (Window Cleaner)

Wash the glass.
The ladder moves.
What can this mean?
I end up on my arse.

Albert Frund (Road Sweeper)

Brush and broom.
Dust and litter.
I sweep the road.
clear of clutter.

Well done to our winners! Some great writing techniques and the flow of pace and rhythm really got us inspired.
Next month, we will be using the changing seasons for our theme, so get writing!

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