Politician's Traits for 2011

Funny story written by Inchcock

Friday, 31 December 2010

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A 'gathering' of Politicians - known as a 'fiddle'

Politicians today, are nepotistic, arrogant, and expense fiddlers all told,

Generally their an unsavoury bunch, disliking the plebeians manifold,

Although they do all have a big ever increasing bill-fold,
But not all of them are not as untrustworthy and bad, I behold,

Though they have the unemployed to be bullied, shamed and controlled,

And the unwashed masses must be inveigled, misled and cajoled,

It's not easy for them to attain and keep the financial stranglehold,

That they do so well over the workers of many a mould,

To keep them searching for hope, prospects and fool's gold,

They have to keep the voters financially crippled for when they get old,

Through deception, defrauding, hoaxing, via their cunning lies told,

Hood-winking, misinformation, and finagle, and more untold,

To keep the proletariat scum down, to make them fell paroled,

Letting only other duplicitous, covetous types into their political family fold,

To prosper as they do, many things they must from the scum withhold,

The truth, their intentions, their fiddles.... must never be told!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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