Well, here are the top ten reasons why I think Mark ought to be Britain's next Prime Minister....starting with 10 and going up to the TOP reason....
10. He knows how to enjoy a good joke.
9. He can curse like a sailor.
8. He already has hundreds, if not thousands, of people who would vote for him.
7. He is always 'honest'.
6. He already knows how to be 'diplomatic' as a result of being Administrator of The Spoof
5. He knows how to use a computer better than most.
4. He is British.
3. He is a law unto himself.
2. He is extremely hard-working and cares about 'his' people.
And the number ONE reason why Mark Lowton should be Britain's next Prime Minister IS:
HE IS SO CUTE AND GOOD LOOKING
