WINTER!

Funny story written by matthatt

Saturday, 27 November 2010

Winter's had enough
of itself; it wants to do something else...

nothing drastic or abnormal
like be a businessman or an elf

it wants to have a
crack ...
at being something
new

like spring or autumn,
that would be cool
and cool is one thing it can do.

It's not very sure if
summertime is something that he could pull off...

and anyway he would
only miss the fireworks as well as all that Christmas scoff.

So maybe he will just sit around while new ideas are forming...

and have a go at something else with the help of global warming.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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