Top Ten Signs Tax Dollars Are Being Wasted

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 25 October 2010

10. Your state employees drive around in Lexus and Mercedes Benz

9. The grass outside the local courthouse is AstroTurf

8. A war in an oil rich country leads to higher prices at the gas pump

7. Your city parks also have free roller coaster rides

6. Politicians use federal planes for family vacations

5. Oil Companies can cause ecological hazards and right it off as a loss, so they don't have to pay taxes

4. Government employees retire and make more money off their pensions than they did when they actually did work

3. Wall Street gets bailed out

2. The bridge you are driving on is actually a dead end road

1. You vote but your voice isn't heard

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