The loneliness of a long distance tosser

Written by matthatt

Monday, 1 November 2010

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Date night?

Chatting to girls online is fine, but no way to find a date
You have to look in the big wide world, not a worldwide website mate

You'll never match up, in the real world, to what you portray online,
and the girls you find, won't be of 'Amazon stock' in transactions of a BoGoFF kind.

They will never be exactly as you think, no matter what they say.
And the things you say won't portray you, in the way you think it may.

You may think you're the spit of Brad and she looks like Typhoid Mary
So the caveat to keep in mind is that search results may vary.

She won't be impressed by your constant requests to preview your 'assets' or oggle her breasts.
You wouldn't do that if you met in a pub; it's stalking and ends in arrests.

So, if you want a girl of your own, whinging online is no way to come a cross'er
because any girl worth finding ,won't be won over by the loneliness of a long distance tosser.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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