Written by matthatt

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

image for Sherlock and me

In every single way but one, I'm just like Sherlock Holmes.

But then again I don't play the violin or peruse his weighty tomes.

But I do so love a good mystery when the circumstance allow
although I can not solve them, I'm just like him anyhow.

NO, I haven't got a deerstalker and I've never stalked a deer.
If that is why he wore that hat, the inference wasn't clear.

I've never lived in Baker Street and my best friends name's not John.

But apart from that, we're like pees in a pod,
you see? The game is on.

AFOOT!

DAMN!


That's the word. I always get that wrong.

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