Funny story written by matthatt

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

image for Winter

Winter has had enough of itself;
it wants to do something else
nothing drastic or abnormal
like be a businessman or an elf.

It just wants to have a crack
at being something new,
like spring or autumn, that would be cool,
and cool is one thing he can do.

It's not very sure if summertime,
is something that it could pull off,
and anyway he would only miss the fireworks
and all that Christmas scoff

So maybe he will sit around,
while new ideas are forming
and have a go at something else
with the help of global warming.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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