The Committee for the Reelection of Perry (CREEP) has released the Texas Governor's evening campaign schedule through election day. The schedule is identical daily, except on Wednesdays at 10:00 PM, when the Governor will gig a "horny toad."
7:00 PM - Put on Hat
7:15 PM - Git in Truck
7:30 PM - Hoot 'n Holler
8:00 PM - Election Talkin
9:00 PM - Threaten to Secede from the Union
9:15 PM - Go Back to Talkin Place, Git Hat
9:30 PM - Picture Takin
9:45 PM - Hoot 'n Holler
10:00 PM - Shoot Coyote
10:30 PM - Git in Truck
10:35 PM - Git out of Truck
10;40 PM - Look fer Keys
11:30 PM - Find Keys in Hand
11:35 PM - Hoot 'n Holler
11:50 PM - Git in Truck
12:00 AM - Git Fried Pie at What-a-Burger
12:20 AM - Git Home
12:25 AM - Hoot 'n Holler
Registered Republicans and pre-screened members of the press are invited to convoy with the Governor (shotgun has been called through election day). Departure is at 7:15 PM from that gas station up the road a piece.
