Ode To Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever

Funny story written by PP Rega

Monday, 20 September 2010

image for Ode To Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever

An Ode to Dengue Hemorrhagic Fever on the Occasion of a Major Emerging Vector-borne Disease that has Acquired a Pathogenicity that Imperils Mankind Across the Globe and May Destroy Civilization as It Is Known to Us

Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Percival Blink, Esq. to His Most Excellent and Gracious Majesty, Bruce III, as He Recovers from a Bout of Chancre Ad Nauseum .

The Bostonian contracted dengue
To the rash he applied some Ben-Gay
But his organs went to "crud"
As his pores spewed out blood…..
Who wants season tickets to Fenway?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more