Part III: Factual Facts To Impress Your Date!

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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"Sharpening Up!"

Following are some generally unknown facts that you can use while on a date with that new Girl/Guy:

10. The longest mile that was ever recorded was 5,281.5 feet long!

9. The singer Joe Cocker learned his famous jerky style of singing as a 6-year-old after eating 10 peach tree seeds after a dare.

8. Linguists tell us that while everyone says that they have eaten corn on the cob, in truth, they have actually been eating corn OFF the cob!

7. It was Harry Houdini who taught Ghandi how to hide three Snickers bars up his rectum.

6. Only one week after Sir Isaac Newton's discovery after an apple fell off a tree and hit him in the head, one Ernest T. Bass caught him with a rock that raised a knot on his head the size of a goose egg.

5. The idea of the "All You Can Eat Buffet" was invented by the Incas!

4. Scientists now say that if there really are Bigfoot creatures about, the spoons they use to eat soup must be the size of ice cream scoops.

3. Due to global warming, by 2055 a Red Hot Mama will actually burn her lover!

2. There has never been a contestant for Miss America with the name "Toots".

1. Atilla The Hun's actual name was Attila The Hung! After his death, his enemies began leaving off the letter "G" on every tale they wrote, for revenge.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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