True Little-Known Facts To Amaze Him/Her On Your First Date!

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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Little-Known Facts

1. The number one fear of all men is public speaking. However, the number two fear is that their next cellmate has a whopper.

2. Most people today believe that the Macarena came from Latin America. However, it was actually copied from a dance by President Jimmy Carter's brother, Billy, after drinking too much beer before getting into the line to see the two-headed goat at Ye Auld Peanut Days in Plains, Georgia.

3. "The Flintstones", which first aired in the 1060's, was loosely based on a true story.

4. If you look closely at the Abraham Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC, you'll see a partial bit of whoopee cushion between Abe's ass and the chair.(That Todd)

5. Although President Truman had the famous "The Buck Stops Here" sign in his office as President, it was George W. Bush who had the "Ask Cheney" sign placed there.

6. For some reason, people think that "Groupies" first came along with Rudolph Valentino, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, etc. But in his day, Sir Isaac Newton was always surrounded by screaming, touchy "Appleheads"!

7. One Leon Depopo of Tuscon, Arizona, who has Alzheimer's Disease had sex with his wife Ramoana 12 times in one night and 10 the following night!

8. Although Arkansas high schools have the highest percentage of Drop Outs, California has the highest percentage of both "Tune Ins" and "Turn Ons"!

9. More than 75% of the value of Edvard Munch painting of "The Scream" comes from the rare ingredients he used in the paint!

10. Gossip Columnist Harry Burdon has often been overlooked because of such greats as "Dear Abby" and "Ask Alice", etc.

However, Harry was the first to reveal to the American public that Nixon had names for each of his 37 hemorrhoids!

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