Count Dracula started a crime spree in Transylvania many centuries ago and he has spread his crimes into USA, Canada and Mexico, my name is Lynn Gweeny and I had the pleasure of interviewing Count Dracula
Lynn Gweeny: So Mr. Dracula, what do you like to do?
Count Dracula: I like to suck blood and turn others into Vampires.
Lynn Gweeny: Why do you like to do this?
Count Dracula: I need an army of Vampires to help me take over the world, once I do that, everyone in the world will bow down to me.
Lynn Gweeny: Do you ever ask anyone if they want to be a Vampire?
Count Dracula: No way, that defeats my purpose, my Army is a drafted Army, all loyal to me after I bite them.
Lynn Gweeny: Are you planning to bite me?
Count Dracula: Yes I am
Lynn Gweeny: No chance of that, I shall sprinkle Garlic on myself.
Count Dracula: Get away get away
At the end Count Dracula finally died as I killed him using Garlic and a stake through his heart.