Here are the Top Ten reasons why YOU should become a Spoof Writer:
10. It's an outlet for your frustrations
9. You will be on a site with people as crazy (or crazier) that you are
8. You can be 'anyone' you wish to be
7. You can say anything you wish to say (within reason)
6. If you have an 'addictive personality' this is for YOU
5. If your grammar and spelling are poor, no-one gives a damn
4. Your OPINIONS matter to SOME of the readers and often matter to NONE of them-and no-one gives a f**k
3. You learn a lot by doing research on stuff you
NEVER cared about before and probably will never care about in your lifetime - but you'll write articles just to get views and points.
2. Mark Lowton looks cute (if the pictures of him are REALLY him-or he could be a look-alike for the 'elephant man' - who knows?)
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR BECOMING A SPOOF WRITER IS:
1. TO GIVE THOSE 'OLD GUYS - I.E. THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN WRITING FOR THE SPOOF FOR YEARS - A BLEEDING RUN FOR THEIR MONEY (EVEN THOUGH NO-ONE GETS PAID - AT LEAST I DON'T)
So - come on - don't be shy. Get those fingers flying across your keyboards. Let your imaginations run amock. Get your opinions over 'here'.
(By the way, Mark is NOT giving me a 'back hander' 'under the table' payment for this article. But, Mark, if you feel like you WANT to, then you have my email address. If money is involved - I'll send you my banking details.)
