The State of UK Politics in 2015 Forecast

Funny story written by Inchcock

Sunday, 11 July 2010

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Political analyst Inchcock Chambers has presented the results of his Nottingham College of Lamp-Wick Trimming Specialist Qualification, forecasting the political status with the UK for the 2010.

They forecast that there will be eight main Alliances fighting the election.

Here are the resulting forecasts:

Alliance Party One, Comprising of:

* British National Party
* Muslim Power
* Legalise Cannabis Alliance
* Alliance Party of Northern Ireland
* Green Party of Northern Ireland

Alliance Party Two, Comprising of:

* Christian Peoples Alliance
* Communist Party of Britain
* Conservative Party
* Welsh Liberal Democrats
* Ulster Unionist Party

Alliance Party Three, Comprising of:

* Conservative Party
* Communist Party of Britain
* Christian Peoples Alliance
* Pensioners Party

Alliance Party Four, Comprising of:

* Green Party of England and Wales
* Liberal Democrats
* Seinn Fein

Alliance Party Five, Comprising of:

* New New Labour Party
* Socialist Labour Party
* Socialist Party
* Socialist Party of Great Britain
* Socialist Workers Party

Alliance Party Six, Comprising of:

* Official Monster Raving Loony Party
* Get Britain Back Party
* Scottish Liberal Democrats
* Scottish National Party
* Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain
* Socialist Equality Party
* Plaid Cymru
* Scottish Conservatives
* UK Independence Party

Alliance Party Seven, Comprising of:

* National Democrats
* Natural Partnership of Great Britain
* ProLife Party
* Respect - The Unity Coalition
* Third Way
* UK Independence Party
* Scottish Green Party
* Scottish Labour Party
* Scottish Socialist Party

Alliance Party Eight, Comprising of:

* Irish Republican Socialist Party
* Progressive Unionist Party
* Hezbollah for Europe Alliance Party
* Social Democratic and Labour Party
* Socialist Workers Party in Northern Ireland
* Socialist Workers Party Ireland
* Ulster Democratic Unionist Party

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