Written by schama

Monday, 5 July 2010

24 hours ago, I reported news of a romance. However, circumstances have changed, and I am now saddened to reveal that the Tweedy/Bieber romance which we broke the news of has turned sour.

Staff at Boujis had informed me that the pair "were smitten," yet it now seems that a fall-out has rocked the pair.

Together at this week's Wireless music festival, Tweedy admitted to the media that the relationship had hit the skids. She then went on to hit out at the media for their intrusive journalism, and branded Bieber a "corporate puppy," prompting the response: And how would that make him any different from you?

Anyway, the outburst constituted a change of tune for the Geordie beauty who had previously denied any involvement with "Baby" hitmaker, Justin Bieber.

Sources at Wireless claim that Tweedy had demanded an ice tea from JB, as he is affectionately known, and hit the roof when he refused. Tweedy is said to have ranted for up to half an hour.

This has come amid rumours and fears that Tweedy is becoming more and more of a diva. A famously down-to-earth personality had been her trademark, yet in recent weeks those around her have confessed that the ex Girls Aloud star has become moody.

Bieber then left the room in a huff complaining that he "could not take any more," and that "fame is impossible."

While Tweedy actually fainted from exhaustion in the hours following the incident. "The SUN" have plumped for the headline "Shattered Cheryl Collapses," and medical advice in tow, the 'singer' has decided to take some time off of recording for her follow-up to the ludicrously successful, if horrendous debut album, 3 Words.

Bieber has called the move "attention-seeking," and has labelled Tweedy "desperate."

PR Guru, Max Clifford has declined to comment, though, for either party.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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