Ron Weinland 'hears' God better after having ears syringed

Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 21 May 2010

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Ron Weinland - artists impression after plastic surgery and hair transplant - upcoming

Ron still proclaims to the 'crazy' that he is one of two true prophets (the 2nd being his wife) who have been chosen to carry God's messages to the multitudes (of idiots willing to part with their cash, of course, so that Ron and Mrs. Prophet can make lots of money).

Since having had his ears syringed, Ron now admits that he has not been hearing all messages of God clearly.

Apparently the message from God saying that the world is going to end in 2012, he didn't hear clearly because of the wax build-up in his ears.

He heard from God the other day, as God is, allegedly 'worried that people will panic'. God did in fact tell Ron that the World CUP would be ending in summer of 2012, as it always does when it is played (end in the summer!)

Poor Ron had to humble himself to his followers and is now awaiting another message from God regarding the date of the End of he World!

Watch this space and have your calendars handy (or l0 yr. diaries). Write in pencil and have an eraser at hand because Ron's god keeps changing the date of the end of the world. He used to be indecisive, but now he's not too sure.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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