Obama the Antichrist? The Devil's in the detail

Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 8 May 2010

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Christian fanatics have recently posted an Urgent warning online regarding a report linking Barack Obama to the number 666. All readers know where this is going!

"Hurry to get details of how to get your copy (purchase your copy) online before the threats to take it offline are put into action", is the plea from the writers of this new 200 page report. $$$$$$$$$

Who do YOU think is more 'devilish' here?

Christian members of a certain organization are becoming totally confused and are asking their leaders if Obama is indeed the Biblical Antichrist. They have been reading online magazine and newpaper reports suggesting this is so.

It's really not surprising that these members have 'no minds of their own', 'believe EVERYTHING' that is written is ABSOLUTELY TRUE'. After all the DO believe in the Bible of all things!

Such mindless folk make up a huge percentage of this world, which is the thing that is REALLY scary.

I believe that THEY are the aliens moving amongst us 'mere mortals'. After all, they DO believe they are going to live forever. Poor misguided folk.

Just think about the 'good' they could be doing in the community if they stopped going to church and spent all of those hours doing community work to help those less fortunate than they are.

This won't happen because they are too busy trying to earn their Brownie points to get them through the Pearly Gates.

Their leaders WILL rake in the millions from this propaganda and will be laughing all the way to their Swiss Banks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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