Picking your nose

Written by stantheman

Friday, 30 April 2010

Among the most prolific nose pickers are Prince of Wales who is frequently found digging for gold when watching "EastEnders" Adrienne Chiles whilst at a traffic lights.

Nigeria Lawson and Sofia Dhal as they prepare there fairy cakes.

Neil Armstrong had a session before taking a giant step for Man. This is why the myth about not landing on the moon, he was observed by all at NASSA.

Also famous is Kate Floss who not only picks, but scoffs the contents.

It has been noticed that at the Olympics last year the Chinese High board diver was observed before going into an 4.50 difficulty dive having a little nosh.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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