This sensational piece of scientific evidence has just been released and is traumatising parents already, especially in the UK and US.
TV is bad for children, it has been confirmed and parents who push the button on a 7.00AM and turn it off at 00.01AM are to blame.
Here are some dangerous symptoms discovered in Kiddies watching too much TV:
1) Development of square eyes.
2) Obesity, especially when accompanied by choccies, crisps, sweet drinks and yummy cakes (pretty normal actually).
3 )Long-term brain damage and eradication of brain cells.
4) Kiddies get "Horny" much to young especially when watching Dad's fav programmes.
5) They are in danger of becoming alcholics after watching too many Soaps a lá Coronation Street and Eastenders boozing in pubs.
6) They show anti-social tendencies towards their peers after watching hours and hours of reality soaps, celebrity soaps, game shows and talent shows and their hosts especially Simon Cowell.
7) And develop GAY tendencies after many hours looking at the Teletubbies.
Working parents once only had the TV to shut their kids up after a hard day at the office, now, thank God we have the Internet and YOU TUBE has certain other side effects on them!
