'Ello Me Cockney Sparrers This article will keep you on your Button and Bows.

Written by Lady Godiva

Sunday, 21 March 2010

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Luvly Jubbly 'Bristols'

'Ello me old Mile Ends. Me Plates are sure giving me some Michael Caine. See I've just been t'see the Overcoat Maker coz me old mate went Radio Rental this morning and topped 'iself.

Me old Trouble and Strife won't go to the funeral coz she's convinced he was a Dicky Dirt lifter.

'E did 'ave a Trouble and Strife and she 'as a decent pair of Bristols. She is a Widow Twankey but yer can't 'old then agaist the poor lass. She loves a bit o' Mother's Ruin down at the pub. So I'm off to Cup 'o Tea 'er now and maybe we can enjoy some Oedipus Rex later back at 'er gaff.

I'll Rabbit and Pork to yer later.

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