FSA To Regulate Rhyming Slang

Funny story written by Ulver

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

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Barclays First Plus unveil their new logo today !

In a shock announcement today the Financial Services Authority have advised the Monthly Cycle that they intend to regulate certain Cockney Rhyming Slang.

The move comes on the back of the announcement by Satan's Bankers Barclays that their Fascist offshoot First Plus have refused to pass on interest rate cuts to their loan customers, and have in fact raised the interest rates plunging even more customers further into debt.

Thrust Bulging spokesperson for the FSA stated, "Due to the wanky move by that bunch of utter shits we have decided that we will have to elevate their rhyming slang status from "Barclays Bankers" to red alert risk and the new slang for Barclays will be "Berkshire Hunts".

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