Who the hell was it that found the 10 Commandments? Moses, right? Carved in stone they were.
Well if dinosaur fossils can STILL be found after millions of years, how come we can't find the bloody stones that Moses said he found?
What the hell did he do with them, build a new bleeding patio? Or, maybe use them as a foundation for his new shed?
That reminds me, some bloody Jehova's Witness bloke found some 'tablets', gold I think they were, with stuff written on them, in America. Then he LOST THEM. Oh! How careless of him. (I scoff!)
I, personally, think he melted them down and is still living off the proceeds.
Do those idiots think we are FOOLS? I guess so coz millions of silly buggers believe them.
I've already talked about the bleeding 'burning bush' thing with Moses. He was, IFhe ever existed, a pathological liar.
Then there was the parting of the Red Sea. For crying out loud! I saw the bloody movie. It was just 'special effects' and very poor ones at that.
I didn't even think they HAD movie cameras back then. I wonder if Moses and his followers had to rehearse it before the final 'shoot'.
Aah well! Must pop off and do my daily bible reading. It's a bloody laugh a minute and it keeps me out of trouble.
