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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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My life is Shit

Dr Dolittle talks to Louie The Fly it had to be a quick interview because flies only live 24 hours.

"Let me start by asking what it is like to be a fly" said Dr Dolittle. Louie explained "My life is shit literally,its one pile of shit after another shit for breakfast shit for lunch shit for dinner you want a snack what do you get shit. Maybe that's why we have such a short life span can you imagine living for seventy years and all there is is shit"

Poor Louie all that shit he has to eat at least humans only have to listen to shit in our Brainwashing Broadcasts on television.

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