Written by SPECTRUM

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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Hi there I am Mike Batt

Dr Dolittle spoke to Mike Batt at a Pub in Wimbledon yesterday not far from Wimbledon Common where the Wombles originate from.

Dr Dolittle asked "is it true your going to bring the Wombles to Glastonbury this summer and if so will Great Uncle Bulgaria be there." "No" said Mike "you are mixing me up with another Mike Batt I dont even like the Wombles even if they are from near here on Wimbledon Common"

"What do you like then "said Dr Dolittle. "I like superheroes Superman, The Flash, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Aquaman but most of all I like Batman although I think he could do without Robin."

Mike left soon after to return to his home in the nearest bat cave.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Doctor Dolittle




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