Written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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Eddie The Eagle

Dr Dolittle interviewed Eddie the Eagle yesterday not the one that appeared at the winter Olympics years ago this Eddie the Eagle is a real eagle. Eddie explained that people often get the two of us mixed up but this Eddie really can fly.

On the subject of the winter Olympics Eddie does not understand why in the Skeleton Bobsleigh event Skeletons are not allowed to compete as the weather is so cold they would be chilled to the bone anyway.

Eddie is also not happy that when they allegedly went to the moon they said The Eagle Has Landed because although no other bird can fly as high as an eagle we cannot go as high as the moon that's nearly as daft as the cow jumping over the moon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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