Dr Dolittle talks to secret squirrel

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 7 February 2010

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Dr Dolittle had an interesting meeting with Secret Squirrel the squirrel who has knowledge of information the rest of us don't know about.

Secret Squirrel explained what he had found out about the illuminati "The New World Order or illuminati control the so called democracies of the world, if you take America and the UK it does not matter which party gets in the politicians are but puppets controlled by the illuminati. Some of these politicians are members of secret organisations like the Bilderberg group and SKULL AND BONES. In recent times all US Presidents have been a member of Skull and Bones if you research into this it will blow your mind"

Secret Squirrel went on to explain that in 1963 President Kennedy was shot dead after his speeches against secret organisations which did not go down to well with the illuminati who must control everything.

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