Free Return Address Labels for Life only $1.00

Funny story written by jansal

Sunday, 24 January 2010

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Does it matter which side you put a return address label on?

Return Address Labels Forever - Why would anyone want to order return address labels when all you have to do it send in one dollar to any organization that sends you free return address labels for the rest of your life.

I have enough return address labels to wallpaper the walls in my entire house and that of my neighbors' house. She is just starting to run out since she quit sending her dollar donation about 3 years ago.

While some are sort of plain, others are quite beautiful and ornate with gold borders. Though I am not fond of pigs, the Federation of Friends for Farm Animals have been sending me return address labels every six weeks with pictures of fat little pigs of various colors.

I have as yet never sent this organization any money, not one red cent, yet, like clockwork, here come my return address labels from them.

I am sure they are a very worthy organization. The information inside with the labels say they help pay for food for homeless hogs.

Another organization which never fails to fill my mailbox is the Science in the Study of Silent Snakes. This dedicated group studies why some snakes do not HISS.

My return address labels from this organization are pictures of snakes in various environments throughout the United States and Europe.

Once I sent my dollar in to the first organization, they made money on me by selling my name and address to the next one and so on and so on. Sort of like a pyramid scheme I guess.

But don't complain, you will always have return address labels for all seasons and they won't cost you a dime.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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