Letter from the Prime Minister Gordon Brown

Funny story written by IainB

Friday, 13 November 2009

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Following his recent ridiculing on the Spoof web site regarding his spelling error in a letter to a deceased soldier's mother, the Spoof received a strongly worded letter from the pen of the PM himself.

Deer Spoof.Con,

Inn you're resent articul ewe had the timerety too ridicool my speling. Eye bee leave that this was injust hand complitely unfare. Eye was the fourtunate resipient of a privet educashion that left me with an unparraleled vokabulary hand the abillity to you's it.

The speling mistook inn my leter to Jackie James was an iceolated insidant witch was mist bye not ownly me, butt my staf as we'll. Has ewe maybe awear, my staf reed hall my leters hand wood have flaged up any erors I had maid. They did not doo this, witch shood indikate too ewe that it was a simpull eror any one cud have maid. Too sugest my educashion was laking is an in sult eye feal I mussed corect.

Pleese ishoo a retracktion on you're websight, hand provyed me with an apology fourthwith.

You'rs cinserely,

Gordin Broun.

As you can see, our beloved Prime Minister has explained himself, and we at the Spoof give him an unabashed apology for suggesting that he is incompetent, and we have removed the offending article from the site.

We have one last message to the Rt Hon Brown: Gud Luk in the elektion!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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