Rihanna after being beaten up by Chris Brown claims that he and Bobby Brown are both serial "Bitch Slappers" and other "Bitches" are no way safe!
Chris, currently serving community service and Bobby looking for a Bitch to slap up are both renowned for their "bitch slapping" antics.
Whitney Houston, Bobby's favourite "slap up" also warned others about their antics:
"Man it's these fucking drugs man, they're so fucked up Bitches, they'd hit anything!"
"So be careful Bitches when you meet Bobby or Chris, don't tell em you are rich, famous, love coks, alcohol and slapping hot sex, they'll kill you man!"
Thankyou Whitney and Rhianna for these warnings, other up and coming "hot Bitches" are now warned, don't mix with wannabee superstars they just want your money, fame and a good ol fashion "Slap Up"!!
Also wannabee Bitches please refrain from listening to that X certificate, Prodigy classic, "Slap My Bitch Up" it could be harmful!