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Thursday, 27 August 2009

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Is There Life Here...................

Well the Hypno-Therapy went well, at least I think it did. My therapist tells me I am regressing really well, although I'm not too sure he means it, I have a feeling he is trying to confuse me.

Back to Janet.

She insisted we went for a drink, claiming that she had a 'bubbly personality' and 'great sense of humour'.

Fuck me, could that woman drink.
She was the first woman I have met that could drink three pints of Guinness in under ten seconds.

Then she stated that she was going to have a 'light lunch'.
Have you ever seen the Monty Python film where M. Mangetout eats the wafer thin mint? I thought we were going to re-create the scene.

After devouring every single fucking thing on the menu, Janet asked me back to hers for coffee.

Shit me, I had to do some pretty fast thinking to get out of that one, I can tell you.

So my first foray in the dating game wasn't entirely successful, but I have a second date tonight, and this one sounds more promising.

"Lucy ~ Slim brunette, likes outdoor activities and getting wet. Looking for fun."

I'll let you know, if I survive.....

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