Written by walter

Friday, 7 August 2009

The "Axis of Evil", North Korea, Islamic Republic and Syria are very upset by United States of America, the spy breeder. It seems US has abandoned her metal B2, or modern drones for biologically warm spies: Roxana Saberi, Laura Ling, Euna Lee, Shane Bauer, Sarah Shourd and Joshua Fattal,Clotilde Reiss, a 23-year-old French language teacher British embassy employee Hossein Rassam... Update:
Clotilde Reiss released on bail,waiting for the verdict. 17 Aug
Now, Hillary Clinton or rather "The Empress's New Clothes" by Hans Christian Andersen, (1805-1875), Danish, is evidently concerned. She wants Mullahs to help USA determine the whereabouts, such as a private luxury home, of the three missing Americans and return them as quickly as possible, like the 53 hostages who studiously endured the 444 days at US Embassy in Tehran.

To finish: My advice to Hillary to outface her partner, Billy: If you want to secure release of recent spies, you'd better cover head to toe, in black thick cloth, chador. Besides, canonically, Allah forgives you if, under duress, you decide not to mention you're married, of course, for the sake of saving innocent lives. I'm sure everything will work out smoothly and you'll be walking out, while holding hands of released spies and, thus, breaking the ice for sooner or later direct negotiations. May be your stupid economy will get off the back of the oil-mineral rich countries of the world and allow them a bit of life you deprived them of, 30 years ago.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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