Written by Frankie The J

Monday, 3 August 2009

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image for Obama: "Birthers," the best damned argument for abortion upon demand
Shit for brain, this is Rush Limbaugh's brain on drugs!

As a man, I have always struggled to keep my opinions about abortion to myself. I cannot bear a child, and have no desire to inflict my point of view upon a woman whose reasons for requesting such a procedure may be far outside my comfort zone.

Even so, I must agree with President Barack Obama's call for a constitutional amendment requiring the late, late, late term abortion of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and all the other sore fucking losers who believe that the President is a foreign national, and is constitutionally ineligible to be President of the United States.

Apparently, Rush and Glenn, Harvard and Yale, and Abbot and Costello are unaware that all candidates for the office of President are vetted by the FBI, the CIA, the Boy Scouts of America, and the United Daughters of the Confederacy. If the friggin UDC says he's good enough to be their President, then, by God, he's good enough for me.

I don't care for Obama's Socialistic slant on government anymore than Limbaugh does, but that does not excused the asshole from coming up with this bullshit. The American voters have spoken, loudly, you deaf pricks.

Even Obama's opponent in the 2007 election, Arizona Senator John McCain, said today that he is impressed with President Obama's "economic policies."

John McCain is a true American hero, not some puffed up, drugged out, shit for brains radio personality. And McCain wasn't good enough for those shitheads either-nor was he born in the United States. Obama's citizenship claim, through his Mother, is just as valid as McCain's is through his parents.

Oh sure, I make fun of Obama. It's my fucking job to make fun of him, or any other public figure. Besides, Obama rhymes with so many cool words and phrases like "Yo Momma," "Futurama," the Dali Lama. Limbaugh only rhymes with pissant.

That's my take on it; what's yours.

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Topics: Barack Obama




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