Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 17 July 2009

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The great Prophet Nostradumbass has predicted that within the next 10 years all those of Anglo Saxon origin will return from where they came. This could create problems for some countries notably England because England gets its name from the Anglo Saxons that invaded the place over a thousand years ago and there are a lot of people of Anglo Saxon origin in England.

The other problem is that there seems to be great bitterness between the English and the Germans which usually flares up at football matches between them. Its all very strange because they are so similar they came from the same place they both think they are better than every body else and both the English and the Germans have tried to take over the world bringing death and misfortune to millions.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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