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Today's Best Costcutters

After a cheap wine named "Two-Buck Chuck" was entered into a national wine-tasting by the "Master Tasters" secretly and won first prize, other imitators are out there:

Top 15 Low-Cost Rivals Of Two-Buck Chuck

15. Chateau De Composto

14. I Can't Believe It's Not Two-Buck Chuck

13. Bigfoot's Organic

13. Jean-Paul Jones Goodo Moutain Dew

12. Old Club Foot

11. Blue Nose-Veined Nun

10. Wire Cage Riesling

9. Mogan David Letterman

8. White Trash Passion

7. Asti Spittooni

6. Chateau Your Pants

5. Two-Bucks, Bigger Bottled Alley Piss

4. Jean Pierre's Undertable Wine

3. Berringer's Blow To The Head

2. Bordeaux White Hooker

1. Shiraz Shootin'

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