Jessica Simpson Tries To Purchase A Husband With A Speedboat?

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Thursday, 4 June 2009

Jessica Simpson gave boyfriend Tony Romo a nautical 28th birthday last month as she treated the Dallas Cowboy football star to a $100,000 speedboat.

The singer unveiled the gift at a special party at the pair's Dallas, Texas, home, reports the National Enquirer. And the quarterback was delighted with the custom-made gift.

A source tells the tabloid, "Jessica knows that Tony has always wanted a boat."

"(She's) hoping that her birthday gift will lead to marriage, and by this time next year she'll be walking down the aisle with him."
And everybody lived happily ever after.

But friends say Romo may be waiting for a better deal. How would it being to someone that goes out and buys you a speedboat for your birthday?

Will I wind up with a Super Bowl ring on my finger or a regular one through my nose?

Romo, who has plenty of money of his own, also is probably wondering if he'll soon be traded for a younger promising running back in the not-so-distant future?

In the Hollywood League that happens a lot. In fact, almost every day.

So, Jessica dear, Romo certainly likes his speedboat but what's on for next year when they're almost 30? That's fairly old in the NFL.

How about the Hollywood League?

The wedding bells were already ringing a short time ago, according to all the magazines. What's taking so long?

Maybe it's that Super Bowl ring, which you cannot buy but have to earn.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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