The sainted Roman Catholic celebrity who brought almost as much press to the Vatican as their legions of pedophiles, Padre Oprah, has joined the Episcopal Anglican church so that he can shtoop his ecclesiastical mistress and still be able to preach the usual sel righteous bullshit.
PO has composed a modren litany of Celebrity saints to reinforce his relvance and continue the sexsual titilation of his faithful followers.:
St Hollie Steel, strengthen us
Blessed Susan Boyle, Bless us
Confessor Jamie Pugh, Lift our stench
Shaheen Jafarghali, grant our jollies
St Stavros Flately, we cross ourselves in your name
Mother Amanda Holden, hear our prayers
Adam Lambert, patron of poofs, pray for us
Prince Harry, forgive our sins and the royal family sins against us
