Padre Oprah Composes an Episcopal Litany of the Celebrity Saints: St Hollie Steel, Strengthen us...

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

The sainted Roman Catholic celebrity who brought almost as much press to the Vatican as their legions of pedophiles, Padre Oprah, has joined the Episcopal Anglican church so that he can shtoop his ecclesiastical mistress and still be able to preach the usual sel righteous bullshit.

PO has composed a modren litany of Celebrity saints to reinforce his relvance and continue the sexsual titilation of his faithful followers.:

St Hollie Steel, strengthen us

Blessed Susan Boyle, Bless us

Confessor Jamie Pugh, Lift our stench

Shaheen Jafarghali, grant our jollies

St Stavros Flately, we cross ourselves in your name

Mother Amanda Holden, hear our prayers

Adam Lambert, patron of poofs, pray for us

Prince Harry, forgive our sins and the royal family sins against us

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