Clinton and Obama World Tour Dates

Funny story written by matwil

Sunday, 26 April 2009

Come and see the legendary Clinton and Obama, as they embark on their record-breaking 'Why Don't We Stay In America Where We're Wanted, And Stop Pretending We're Important Across The World, We're About As Important As Donald Duck!' tour at:

30 April Basra
1 May Beirut
2 May Athens
3 May Berlin
4 May Dusseldorf
5 May Kiev
6 May Stockholm
7 May Toulouse
8 May Lyon
9 May Santa Monica di Havana
10 May San Sebastian
11 May St. Malo
12 May Sark
13 May Portsmouth
15 May Coventry
16 May Little Marcham Super Mare
17 May Dudley
18 May West Bromwich
19 May East Bromwich
20 May Bromwich-under-Sniper-Fire
21 May A garden shed in Lockerbie
21 May East Kilbride
22 May Larkhall
23 May Southern General A&E, Glasgow
24 May Portree
25 May Rockall
26 May Guantanamo
27 May Greenland
28 May Vancouver
29 May Vancouver General A&E
30 May Mexico City
31 May Santiago
1 June Antarctica
2 June The Moon (hopefully)

Tickets cost nothing, in fact Clinton and Obama will pay you to go and see them. Songs at the concerts will include their smash hits 'Why, Why, Why, Obama?', 'I Shot The Sniper', 'A Whiter Shade Of Off-Brownish, Blackish, Africanish, Hawaiianish Thingy', 'When The Face-Pulling's Over', and 'Come On World Light A Fire Under You Two, Only Bush Was Worse'.

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