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Dad Brings A Weeklong Camper

22. Making sure campfire is pissed out.

21. Best-Dressed inflatable tent partner.

20. Stiffest Poster for having Apple shot off head.

19. Written essay on why Bea Arthur is still hot.

18. Hot Hornet's nest toss.

17. Master Scout's lap dummy.

16. Nude wading in shallow creek.

15. Performance In Game, Campers & Rednecks.

14. Extracting own tooth with pliers.

13. Owl, Hawk decoy.

12. Fastest escape from flaming tent.

11. Fastest escape from flaming Scoutmaster.

10. Port O Potty cleaning with toothbrush.

9. Identifying what the bear ate from his hockey.

8. White Glove latrine inspection.

7. Greased Tent Pole climbing.

6. Longest to sit around campfire in shorts, roasting his weiner.

5. Best reaction to fake bear vomit containing fingers.

4. Best Recipe for roadkill, trail-found stew.

3. Most covered by poison ivy.

2. Picking deer ticks off scout leader's bag.

1. How to form message for help from own waste material.

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