Written by Earl Grey

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

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The Really Continuous National Liberation Of Ireland Movement (Representative)

Security forces have revealed details of the following terrorist groups still active in Northern Ireland:

The Real IRA
The Continuity IRA
The Really Continuous IRA
The Continually Real IRA
The Ulster Freedom Movement
The Free Ulster Movement
The Movement For A Free Ulster
The National Irish Democratic Movement
The Democratic Irish National Movement
The Real Ulster Progressive Movement
The Real Ulster Continuity Movement
The Irish Continuity Progressive Movement
The Irish (Belfast) Continuity Progressive Movement
The Derry Democratic Movement
The Londonderry Democratic Union

Security forces do not believe that the situation has got worse and British forces will not be detracted from their war on terror. Gordon Broon said "If they carry on then I'm going to send Mandelson back to them. And they wont want that".

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