The leaders of the porn industry were all sitting around on their stained couches in various states of undress chomping on Domino's pizzas. Stardust had just given the delivery guy a tip he'd never forget.
"I'm bored." said Maximum Headroom, star of 'No Butts About It'," What could we possibly do to out-sleaze anything we've done before?"
"Hey!" yelped Larry Flynt, "Let's ask for a government bailout!"
"Yeah!" piped Mammary Motherlode, star extraordinaire of "Breast Behaviour', " That sounds like fun!"having to swivel one of her silicon enhanced bra-fillers out of the way to get her drink up to her mouth.
"How much shall we ask for?" asked Salacious Skank, contortionist for 'Kama-Sutra Acrobatics'.
"What about five billion?" injected Sunny Sideup, fellatio consultant and accountant.
"Man, that's more than we made in the whole 50 years of the industry!"
"But if we pulled it off we'd never have to work again!"
They all fell silent at the thought of this, then almost unanimously said "Nah, we'd keep on doin' it anyway!"
