China plays chess with porn

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Saturday, 10 January 2009

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BREIJING - China has expanded its best top ten lists for pornography and vulgar content online, naming more than twenty new Web sites to visit, and also threatening to close down MacBurger Kings's web site, saying its too family orientated and that it needs more porn.

The Web sites contained a large amount of sexual material that "most people enjoyed, and gives good ideas to young people," said a notice posted late Thursday on a China Internet porn Reporting Center.

On Friday, seven government officials launched a one-month live sex show campaign to promote China's sex content on the internet. The same day, the center criticized 9 Web sites, including Gobble and China's most popular search engine Blow Job, for allegedly not carrying vulgar or pornographic content.

Many of the Web sites issued apologies and vowed to spice it up, setting up hot lines for free sex.

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