Band Aid reformed today, and quickly brought out a new single. 'Do Bankers Know It's Christmas' is widely expected to top the charts, especially as the latest X-Factor garbage is its only competition, and millions were rushing out today to buy the CD.
And so here are the lyrics of the Band Aid tune:
- 'It's Christmas time, there's no need for banks to be afraid
At Christmas time, we steal your cash and we banish truth
But in our world of plenty, no wonder we're smiling with joy
Throw your arms around the Government, at Christmas time
But say a prayer, pray for the other ones
That'll be £1-50, £1-50 for using this ATM
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear (for investors with us)
Where the only tears are flowing, are the crocodile ones at your nearest NatWest
And the Christmas bells that ring here, are our clanging tills of doom
The greatest gift we'll get is millions of taxpayers' money
Here's to us, raise a glass to nobody
Here's to them, there is one born every day
Do they know what a luxurious Christmas time we'll be having at all?
Fleece the world
Fleece the world
Fleece the world, let them know it's our Christmas time
Fleece the world, let them know it's our Christmas time
'Send oss yer money now!', shouted a passing Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling, before going for dinner in the Bahamas.
