Written by Rusty

Sunday, 14 December 2008

Don't get caught short on the links - here's ten pro-tips for the perfect whizz.

10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

9. Form a loose grip.

8. Keep your head down.

7. Avoid a quick backswing.

6. Stay out of the water.

5. Try not to hit anybody.

4. If you are taking too long, you should let others go ahead of you.

3. You shouldn't stand directly in front of others.

2. Be quiet while others are about to go.

1. Keep strokes to a minimum.

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Topics: Golf, 10 Things




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