Written by winston_smith

Friday, 14 November 2008

image for Whites Ask: Am I a Closet Racist?
That man in the mirror? May be a racist image.

Whites and other non-black groups are questioning their acceptance of blacks as equals in their view and conception of society. With the advent of the election of the nation's first black, (well half, he's high yella), whites/non-blacks , have been thrown into a personal soul searching as to their core beliefs on race.

Some of the more tormenting questions in this regard have been gathered as a resource for these people to resolve and come to awareness of possible racist tendencies.

Take the Racist Test

(Answer as honestly as you can, skip ahead if they are hard or emotionally disturbing.)

Have you ever owned a slave, would you like to?

Do you think the glove really fit?

Have you given up on the NBA and are now a fan of Olympic swimming?

Do you think, there's 'good ones' and 'bad ones'?

Have you ever woken up in the morning and wanted a black?

Do you think Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben are black CEO's?

Have you ever used the word 'spade' disparagingly during a game of bridge?

You will never see a Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence movie, you don't think they're funny....period.

If you answered yes to any of these items above, you are a racist.

You have taken the first step in your discovery and eventual possible recovery.

Further information to follow.

A Public Service Announcement:

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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