Wednesday, 15 October 2008
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40-ish 49.
Adventurous Slept with everyone.
Athletic No breasts.
Average looking Moooo.
Beautiful Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure On medication.
Feminist Fat.
Free spirit Junkie.
Friendship first Former slut.
New-Age Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded Desperate.
Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional Bitch.
Voluptuous Very Fat.
Large frame Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate Stalker.
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