Written by Natowsky

Tuesday, 2 September 2008

image for Sexual Past Of U.S. Senator Joe Biden, VP Choice Of Dems, Goes Up In Smoke
Dr. Phil: "When in doubt, burn it all! Don't be a shmuck!"

Joseph Biden, Maryland's Junior Senator, bitten in his 1988 bid for President, is almost one smart cookie. He got a call early Saturday morning, exactly at 12:07 AM, August 23, 2008 from Barack Obama, indicating he is the Halfrican's choice for Vice-Presidential running mate.

Immediately, Biden went to his secret closet, locked as tightly as a bank vault. He removed every piece of negative documentation about him, some of which included:

-Documentation of the use of the N-word three times in his lifetime

-His expert hand at plagiarism in written and spoken form

-His 1989 orgy tape with seven girls from Girls Gone Wild 'Super Hotties'

-His Nibbling Award--Hooters Big Bombers--1989, Bermuda

c 2008 Presidential Exposure Magazine

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