True to his infamous reputation as a plagiarizer, Democratic Vice Presidential hopeful planned on presenting someone else's speech at the convention in denver this week. Just as he had ripped off five pages from another journal article as a law student and pirated some sentimental biography from a politician across the Atlantic, Biden seems to suffer from a liberal interpretation of copyright and intellectual property.
Now that Biden has accepted the second spot under the " first articulate, bright, clean, nice looking African American" ( Biden's own words about Obama that he stole from a slave owner of Frederick Douglass), Biden's line larceny will have to raise its pedigree.
Barack America( Biden's name for Obama robbed from Stan Lee of marvel Comics) is said to have warned Biden that any future acts of plagiarism had better be from more weighty sources than some half baked British mayor and a law journal hack. Senator America told Biden that if he was going to steal he should steal big.
Bide asked his new boss: "How about Abraham Lincoln?" Mr America is said to have replied: " You mean the first articulate, bright, ugly as sin rail splitter? Now you've got your hand in the right kind of oratorical pocket!"
