My message board atracts some weirdos

Funny story written by News Jam3

Monday, 1 September 2008

Some of the best comments from online message boards

Instead of putting ill animals down cant we release loads of them on to unexploded mine fields and save the lives of soldiers?

Graham - age 8 in Kent

I just HAVE to share this. I recently went on holiday to Scotland and didn't pack a coat because the weather looked nice. It rained the entire two weeks we were there! Good job a packed a spare.

Harold Barber - in Glasgow

Is it just me or does Bruce Willis look like he is planning something, I don't know what it is but it's not good.

Kaye Cunningham - Barrow

Has anyone noticed that George Lucas's second name sounds like 'Lucas-aid'?
P.S I have just started a stand-up comedy carrier, come and see me!

Jack Whitehall - age 24 in London

Hey guys, I found out something really weird the other day and thought that every one should know. if you watch the whole episode of '24' with the sound on mute it doesn't make any sense at all! Try it!

Jimothy Hakat - New York (Manhattan)

I almost choked on a ping-pong ball the other day, can I sue the company?

Harry Harris - Hayfield

Hey, does any-one know if God is real?

Laya Gorm - Westfeild

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