Forks, WA. Outrage broke out in the parking lot of Forks Middle School, 121 Spartan Ave, when a manic traffic jam ensued after classes today due to the result of obstructive sparkling by newly appointed biology teacher Edward Cullen.
WATERLOO, Iowa - The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival is the oldest in the United States. It is even older that The Buffalo Jeffrey & Chief Crazy Cow Traveling Sideshow & Carnival.
The carnival's owner and director of operations Phineas Fitch was recently interviewed by Redwood Fingerboo of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.
Mr. Fitch was asked how many...
Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle interviewed Phineas Fitch, the owner and director of operations for The Phineas & Penelope Fitch Traveling Sideshow & Carnival, which is the oldest carnival in the entire United States.
Mr. Fitch stated that they introduced their newest carnival ride on Columbus Day, 2011, in Columbus, Ohio.
He said that the ride is a cousin to...
The Olympic Torch came to my town today. It came at ten on a Sunday morning. This is better than two towns over, where it arrived at five in the morning. I went along as it's a free family event, and as I knew one of the runners, it would be a little churlish not to participate in this 'once in a lifetime' event that has been taking place for weeks and is now so banal even the BBC have stopped tal...
I love people, I love meeting people, I love talking to people and I love listening to people, I love hearing about the absurdities that make up all our lives. I love the colourful tapestry of a good story rather then the dullness of the truth. However, from time to time there are things people say that really put me off. Here are a few
"I'm very honest; I'll always tell you what I'm thinking"...
Some of the best comments from online message boards
Instead of putting ill animals down cant we release loads of them on to unexploded mine fields and save the lives of soldiers?
Graham - age 8 in Kent
I just HAVE to share this. I recently went on holiday to Scotland and didn't pack a coat because the weather looked nice. It rained the entire two weeks we were there! Good job a packed...
Two scientists rummaging around in a South American rainforest have stumbled upon, what may be, the most important discovery in comedy for more than sixty years.
Researchers at Oxford University have just published the results of a five-year study and it seems that there really is no pleasing some people.
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